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SF / TA Command Line Shenanigans

Post by torpedoArson on Sat Dec 03, 2016 4:22 pm

You're still pretty pissed after that last encounter... But then, you realize that "stolenFable" isn't the only chumhandle which has mysteriously found its way onto your Pesterchum account. Who the hell is this "whimsicalVisionary"? Why is their name showing up on your computer? Honestly, who cares? You're going to troll them, and you're going to troll them hard.

Pesterlog:
torpedoArson [TA] began pestering whimsicalVisionary [WV]

TA: HEY STUPID FACE
WV: H3y th3r3 chi3f!!!
TA: GUESS WHAT?
TA: YOURE A FUCKING MORON.
TA: I MEAN SERIOUSLY

WV: I... don't think I'v3 s33n you around, do w3 know 3ach oth3r???
TA: WHO THE HELL THINKS ITS COOL TO USE THREES AS ES ANYWAY
TA: ITS STUPID
TA: ITS SOME SORT OF FAKER LEETSPEAK BULLSHIT

WV: I uh... what???
TA: HONESTLY IM FUCKING GRATEFUL I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW YOU
TA: GOD, HAVING TO LIVE WITH SOME FAKER LEETSPEAK ASSHOLE
TA: THANK GOD I DONT LIVE IN THAT HELL
TA: WHAT, YOURE JUST GONNA SHUT UP NOW?
TA: GREAT!
TA: FANTASTIC!

WV: Ar3 you flirting???
TA: I
TA: UH

WV: This sounds lik3 hat3flirting.
TA: WHAT
TA: HOW IS THAT
TA: I
TA: "HATEFLIRTING"???
TA: WHAT THE FUCK IS HATEFLIRTING.

WV: ...What do you m3an what th3 fuck is hat3flirting???
WV: What kind of s3lf-r3sp3cting troll do3sn't know hat3flirting???
WV: What a disappointm3nt.
TA: I THINK I MEANT
TA: WHAT
TA: THE
TA: FUCK
TA: IS
TA: HATEFLIRTING
TA: OBVIOUSLY YOURE JUST A SHITTY TROLL
TA: IM WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE KID

WV: Som3thing you'r3 cl3arly failing to do.
TA: NICE TRY THOUGH
TA: I APPRECIATE IT, I REALLY DO

WV: Do you usually disappoint your lusus as much as you'r3 disappointing m3 in this conv3rsation???
WV: And I had such high hop3s.

TA: GOD YOURE SUCH A FUCKING NERD
TA: "HATEFLIRTING"
TA: "LUSUS"

WV: B3tt3r than b3ing a fucking scrub lik3 you!!!
TA: YOU MAKE UP ALL THESE BULLSHIT TERMS TO HIDE THE FACT THAT YOURE JUST SOME ISOLATED WIMP WITH AN INTERNET CONNECTION
WV: Ar3 you doing a r3ading of yours3lf??? B3caus3 it s33ms that way!!!
TA: HAHAHAH!
TA: OH HELL NO.
TA: IM A MOTHERFUCKING PRO.
TA: IM IN THE FUCKING BIG LEAGUES

WV: And what th3 fuck do you m3an a lusus is a bullshit t3rm??? Ar3 you s3riously that abandon3d???
TA: IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT NERDY TRASH FOR ONE DAY
WV: Run away, th3n!!!
TA: GET REKT
TA: BITCH

torpedoArson [TA]
ceased pestering whimsicalVisionary [WV]

That's more like it. You're starting to feel much better about your supreme trolling skills. One more random-encounter-supplied victim couldn't hurt. (Well, it's not going to hurt you!)

Pesterlog:
torpedoArson [TA] began pestering neolithicCoder [NC]

TA: HEY DOUCHEBAG.
NC: Rather f0ul, but hell0
TA: OH GOD
TA: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH SHITTY LEETSPEAKERS TODAY
TA: I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.

NC: Leetspeakers?
TA: THE EDGY FAKE HACKER ATTITUDE ISNT GONNA GET YOU ANYWHERE
TA: "0h, im s0000000 c0000000l, and im g0nna sh0w 0ff by acting like A FUCKING MORON.
TA: ^ THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

NC: 1t appears y0u met an0ther l1ke me, wh1le 1 d0 n0t understand th1s... anger, presented 1n y0ur text, 1 w1ll resp0nd w1th, 1 th1nk y0u messed up 0n the "1'm"
TA: OH GOD.
TA: A GRAMMAR NAZI.
TA: WELL, I WOULD FIX IT, BUT:
TA: A) I ALREADY FUCKING SENT IT, AND
TA: B) I DONT ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT.
TA: GOD, WHY DO I EVEN FUCKING BOTHER WITH YOU IDIOTS.

NC: Ah, well,. that's unf0rtunate, but m0v1ng 0n, may 1 ask h0w/why y0u are pester1ng me?
TA: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK, MORON?
TA: WITH A FUCKING COMPUTER.
TA: AND A FUCKING KEYBOARD.
TA: WHICH I AM CURRENTLY USING
TA: WITH MY
TA: FUCKING
TA: FINGERS.

NC: 1 assume 1t was Rand0m Enc0unter
TA: RANDOM ENCOUNTER?
TA: DONT BE SILLY.
TA: YOU HAVE BEEN SPECIFICALLY CHOSEN BY THE GREAT TORPEDOARSON TO BE HIS NEXT TROLLING VICTIM.
TA: YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING HONORED TO EVEN HAVE MY TEXT SHOWING UP ON YOUR SCREEN.

NC: S0 1t was a rand0m enc0unter
NC: Glad that's 0ut 0f the way

TA: ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF?
TA: ASSHOLE.
TA: I HAVE HAD IT UP TO
TA: *HERE*
TA: WITH LEETSPEAKING FUCKS FOR ONE DAY.
TA: CONGRADU-FUCKING-LATIONS.

NC: Expla1n the level that "Here" currently res1des 0n
TA: YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO EXHAUST MY NEAR-INFINTE PATIENCE.
TA: YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.

NC: 1t seemed l1ke 1 have ach1eved that w1th my f1rst message
NC: Based 0n y0ur resp0nses

TA: OH, TRUST ME.
TA: IT ISNT JUST FUCKING YOU.
TA: IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY OTHER DIPSHIT THINKS ITS "COOL" TO REPLACE LETTERS WITH NUMBERS.
TA: THAT, OR THEYRE JUST FUCKING RETARDED.
TA: HONESTLY, ITS PROBABLY BOTH.
TA: WELL, IM FINISHED DEALING WITH ANY OF THAT BULLSHIT.
TA: PEACE, BITCH.

torpedoArson [TA]
ceased pestering neolithicCoder [NC]

... You doubt that this really counted as a proper trolling. It's too easy to make fun of leetspeakers - it's like shooting fish in a fish... containing... object. Shut up.
You decide that you're going to find a third target - hopefully this one will put up something vaguely resembling resistance.


Pesterlog:
torpedoArson [TA] began pestering spiralingSpirit [SS]

TA: YOURE NOT A LEETSPEAKER RIGHT?
SS: I'm n()t
TA: OH GOD
TA: ITS EVEN WORSE.

SS: Why the hell are y()u talking in all caps
TA: SOMEHOW, SOMEWHERE, SOMEONE FOUND A WAY TO TYPE MORE ANNOYINGLY THAN LEETSPEAKERS.
TA: I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANY MORE
TA: I AM *OUT.*


torpedoArson [TA] ceased pestering spiralingSpirit [SS]

Okay, what the hell is going on? It's like some distortion of reality has turned everyone but you into some sort of shitty programmer wanna-be. It's pissing you off. A lot of things piss you off-

Pesterchum:
spiralingSpirit [SS] began trolling torpedoArson [TA]

SS: That pers()n is y()u shithead
TA: OKAY, WHAT THE HELL?
TA: IM FUCKING BUSY.
TA: SCRAM, ASSHOLE.

torpedoArson [TA]
ceased pestering spiralingSpirit [SS]

But hey, at least you've still got your touch. Rakin' in the hate like...

Like...

Uh.......

....

Shut the fuck up, douchebag.


You need something to eat.


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Re: SF / TA Command Line Shenanigans

Post by torpedoArson on Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:13 pm

You check the clock again... 8:13.  Yeah, you should probably get moving.  Your SIS always gets on your case if you don't get up on time.

You walk out into the hallway, and straight into one of your SISTER'S nefarious traps, more specifically, a bucket of water which was sitting on top of the door the entire time...  Your door opens inwards - honestly, you should have seen it...  Looks like you're going to have to go back, dry yourself off, and get dressed.  Again.

After getting this new change of clothes, you head down the hallway to the kitchen.  You take your phone with you - can't let all your carefully-crafted plans for the day go to waste!

... Yeah, you're just going to spend most of the morning fucking with people on the internet.

Breakfast - a bowl of oatmeal - is surprisingly quiet.  Your SIS is nowhere to be seen...  Come to think of it, you didn't see her yesterday, either.

Whatever.  You aren't really in the mood for thinking, right now.


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Pesterlog:
whimsicalVisionary [WV] began pestering torpedoArson [TA]

WV: H3y th3r3 hat3bab3!!!
TA: UM.
TA: WHAT THE HELL?
TA: WHO THE HEL
TA: OH.
TA: YOU.
TA: LITTLE MISS LEETSPEAK.
WV: Oh, don't t3ll m3 you forgot alr3ady... aft3r all thos3 things you said...
TA: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT, GEEKFACE, OR WH
TA: OH
TA: OOOOOOOOOOOH
TA: MOTHER
TA: FUCKIN
TA: OH.
TA: I GET IT!
TA: YOURE OBSESSED WITH ME!
TA: AFTER I TROLLED YOU SO HARD LAST TIME, YOU WANTED TO GET BACK AT ME.

WV: Wow. S3lf-c3nt3r3d, much???
TA: HAHA.
TA: NICE!

WV: I was hoping you'd prov3 to b3 a b3tt3r match this tim3, but it's as much of a disappointm3nt as it was last tim3.
TA: THIS IS LIKE WATCHING A FROG TRY TO EAT A FISHING BOBBER.
TA: ITS SAD, BUT ALSO ADORABLE AT THE SAME TIME.
TA: I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.

WV: To think you had th3 n3rv3 to try and hat3flirt whil3 b3ing so path3tic!!!
TA: "whimsicalVisionary [WV] began trolling torpedoArson [TA]"?
TA: ITS JUST SO ADORABLE

WV: Mayb3 on3 day you'll find som3on3 on your low l3v3l to initiat3 a kism3sissitud3.
TA: HEH
TA: WOW
TA: JUST THE SAME OLD SHIT
TA: YOU KNOW WHAT?
TA: IM GOING TO TAKE YOU UNDER MY WING

WV: No, I'm h3r3 to t3ll you it won't work.
TA: TEACH YOU HOW YOU *REALLY* TROLL PEOPLE
WV: You'r3 simply not good 3nough, I'm sorry.
TA: BECAUSE, HONESTLY, YOU FUCKING NEED IT...
WV: I do comm3nd you for trying though.
TA: OKAY, WHAT THE HELL?
TA: I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT WASNT WORKING.
TA: WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH AN OBSTINATE IDIOT?

WV: Th3 initiativ3 is th3r3. Th3 way you fail to us3 it d3c3ntly is kind of sad, but you got th3 first st3p down.
TA: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, ANYWAY?
TA: "KISMTHREESISSITUDTHREE"

WV: ...How do you not know what a kism3sissitud3 is???
TA: YOU JUST KEEP MAKING UP THESE BULLSHIT TERMS AND TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK THEY MEAN SOMETHING.
WV: What kind of troll ar3 you???
WV: What th3-
WV: 3v3ry singl3 troll on Alt3rnia knows th3s3 things!!!
WV: Do you liv3 und3r a rock???

TA: HEY!
TA: THATS MY LINE.
TA: SERIOUSLY, WHAT KIND OF NAME IS "ALTERNIA"?

WV: It's th3 nam3 of your fucking plan3t!!!
TA: WOW, YOU CANT EVEN GET NERDY STUPIDITY RIGHT.
WV: Ar3 you that d3ns3???
TA: NO IT FUCKING ISNT.
TA: OH MY GOD
TA: YOU REALLY ARE A LOST CAUSE, ARENT YOU?

WV: H3y!!!
WV: That's my lin3!!!

TA: TOO
TA: FUCKING
TA: BAD.
TA: ITS MINE NOW.
TA: DUMBASS.
TA: ANYWAY, I DONT CARE WHAT YOUR PARENTS CALL THE BUNKER THEY DRAGGED YOU IN.

WV: W3ll stick it up your nook!!!
WV: ... What ar3 par3nts???

TA: WOW.
TA: YOURE PRETENDING YOURE SOME KIND OF ALIEN, RIGHT?
TA: A FOR EFFORT, I GUESS.
TA: WELL, ACTUALLY, NOT REALLY.
TA: IT WAS A SHITTY CONCIET.

WV: ...No s3riously, what ar3 par3nts??? Is that som3thing you'r3 making up???
TA: HOW ABOUT...
TA: F FOR EFFORT?
TA: YEAH, THAT SOUNDS MUCH BETTER.

WV: Oh ok I g3t it. You'r3 accusing m3 of making stuff up and th3n doing it yours3lf.
TA: A "PARENT" IS THE NAME WE USE TO DESCRIBE ONE OF THE TWO ENTITIES RESPONSIBLE FOR CREATING A PERFECTLY NORMAL HUMAN CHILD.
TA: BECAUSE APPARENTLY I HAVE TO PRETEND TO MAKE FIRST CONTACT, OR SOME SUCH BULLSHIT.

WV: ...Human???
WV: Stop making up nam3s!!!

TA: BUT STILL, YOU *HAVE* BEEN PRETTY CONSISTENT WITH NOT KNOWING BASIC EARTH TERMINOLOGY.
TA: I'LL GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR THAT.

WV: 3arth???
TA: I AM GOING TO OFFER YOU MENTORSHIP ONE LAST TIME.
WV: Ok you'r3 just fucking with m3 now ar3n't you???
TA: STOP ACTING SO THICK AND JUST FUCKING ACCEPT IT ALREADY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
TA: WE BOTH KNOW YOU NEED IT.[/color]
WV: Y3ah I acc3pt that you'r3 a t3rribl3 troll who knows nothing of Alt3rnia and is pr3t3nding to b3 an ali3n or som3thing!!!
TA: SERIOUSLY, MAKING UP BULLSHIT AND PRETENDING IT MEANS SOMETHING IS SO 2002.
TA: SO CUT.
TA: THE.
TA: CRAP.

WV: Ar3n't p3opl3 in your position on th3 h3mosp3ctrum suppos3d to b3 abov3 that sort of asinin3 b3haviour???
TA: THAT.
TA: THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE.
TA: "SWTHREETHREEP".
TA: "HTHREEMOSPTHREECTRUM".
TA: YOU TRY AS HARD AS YOU CAN, BUT IN THE END, ITS JUST MEANINGLESS DRIVEL.

WV: 2002 as a sw33p didn't 3v3n happ3n y3t you dolt!!!
TA: OH
TA: MY
TA: FUCKING
TA: GOD
TA: WHAT
TA: THE
TA: FUCKING
TA: HELL
TA: IS
TA: WRONG
TA: WITH
TA: YOU?????
TA: ARE SWEEPS YOUR STUPID WORD FOR YEARS?

WV: Ok I s33 you'r3 tw3nty tim3s mor3 of an imb3cil3 than you s33m3d to b3 initially!!!
WV: And no, sw33ps ar3 th3 valid word th3 3ntir3 plan3t us3s b3caus3 not a singl3 troll has any id3a what th3 fuck th3 conc3pt of y3ar m3ans!!!

TA: WAIT.
TA: YOU DECIDED TO CREATE AN ENTIRE FICTIONAL RACE, WITH FAKE CUSTOMS, AND FAKE RELIGIONS, AND FAKE CULTURE...
TA: BUT LITERALLY JUST CALLED THEM "TROLLS"?
TA: OH MY GOD
TA: THATS HILARIOUS

WV: What.
WV: Did you just...
WV: No, t3ll you what, fuck it.

TA: YOU GONNA DROP THE ACT NOW?
WV: This is way too w3ak. I don't car3 anymor3.
TA: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WV: You can fuck right off back to th3 hol3 you cam3 from, this isn't 3v3n passabl3 as hat3flirting anymor3.
TA: WAIT...
WV: Fuck off.

whimsicalVisionary [WV]
gave up trolling torpedoArson [TA]

TA: DO YOU ACTUALLY *BELIEVE* THIS SHIT?
TA: UH
TA: I WANTED YOU TO DO THAT!

torpedoArson [TA]
ceased pestering whimsicalVisionary [WV]

Yeah, that sure happened.  It was pathetic, but...  kind of cute, though?  You guess?


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