SF / TA Command Line Shenanigans

torpedoArson [TA] began pestering whimsicalVisionary [WV]

TA: HEY STUPID FACE
WV: H3y th3r3 chi3f!!!
TA: GUESS WHAT?
TA: YOURE A FUCKING MORON.
TA: I MEAN SERIOUSLY
WV: I... don't think I'v3 s33n you around, do w3 know 3ach oth3r???
TA: WHO THE HELL THINKS ITS COOL TO USE THREES AS ES ANYWAY
TA: ITS STUPID
TA: ITS SOME SORT OF FAKER LEETSPEAK BULLSHIT
WV: I uh... what???
TA: HONESTLY IM FUCKING GRATEFUL I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW YOU
TA: GOD, HAVING TO LIVE WITH SOME FAKER LEETSPEAK ASSHOLE
TA: THANK GOD I DONT LIVE IN THAT HELL
TA: WHAT, YOURE JUST GONNA SHUT UP NOW?
TA: GREAT!
TA: FANTASTIC!
WV: Ar3 you flirting???
TA: I
TA: UH
WV: This sounds lik3 hat3flirting.
TA: WHAT
TA: HOW IS THAT
TA: I
TA: "HATEFLIRTING"???
TA: WHAT THE FUCK IS HATEFLIRTING.
WV: ...What do you m3an what th3 fuck is hat3flirting???
WV: What kind of s3lf-r3sp3cting troll do3sn't know hat3flirting???
WV: What a disappointm3nt.
TA: I THINK I MEANT
TA: WHAT
TA: THE
TA: FUCK
TA: IS
TA: HATEFLIRTING
TA: OBVIOUSLY YOURE JUST A SHITTY TROLL
TA: IM WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE KID
WV: Som3thing you'r3 cl3arly failing to do.
TA: NICE TRY THOUGH
TA: I APPRECIATE IT, I REALLY DO
WV: Do you usually disappoint your lusus as much as you'r3 disappointing m3 in this conv3rsation???
WV: And I had such high hop3s.
TA: GOD YOURE SUCH A FUCKING NERD
TA: "HATEFLIRTING"
TA: "LUSUS"
WV: B3tt3r than b3ing a fucking scrub lik3 you!!!
TA: YOU MAKE UP ALL THESE BULLSHIT TERMS TO HIDE THE FACT THAT YOURE JUST SOME ISOLATED WIMP WITH AN INTERNET CONNECTION
WV: Ar3 you doing a r3ading of yours3lf??? B3caus3 it s33ms that way!!!
TA: HAHAHAH!
TA: OH HELL NO.
TA: IM A MOTHERFUCKING PRO.
TA: IM IN THE FUCKING BIG LEAGUES
WV: And what th3 fuck do you m3an a lusus is a bullshit t3rm??? Ar3 you s3riously that abandon3d???
TA: IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT NERDY TRASH FOR ONE DAY
WV: Run away, th3n!!!
TA: GET REKT
TA: BITCH

torpedoArson [TA] ceased pestering whimsicalVisionary [WV]

torpedoArson [TA] began pestering neolithicCoder [NC]

TA: HEY DOUCHEBAG.
NC: Rather f0ul, but hell0
TA: OH GOD
TA: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH SHITTY LEETSPEAKERS TODAY
TA: I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.
NC: Leetspeakers?
TA: THE EDGY FAKE HACKER ATTITUDE ISNT GONNA GET YOU ANYWHERE
TA: "0h, im s0000000 c0000000l, and im g0nna sh0w 0ff by acting like A FUCKING MORON.
TA: ^ THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
NC: 1t appears y0u met an0ther l1ke me, wh1le 1 d0 n0t understand th1s... anger, presented 1n y0ur text, 1 w1ll resp0nd w1th, 1 th1nk y0u messed up 0n the "1'm"
TA: OH GOD.
TA: A GRAMMAR NAZI.
TA: WELL, I WOULD FIX IT, BUT:
TA: A) I ALREADY FUCKING SENT IT, AND
TA: B) I DONT ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT.
TA: GOD, WHY DO I EVEN FUCKING BOTHER WITH YOU IDIOTS.
NC: Ah, well,. that's unf0rtunate, but m0v1ng 0n, may 1 ask h0w/why y0u are pester1ng me?
TA: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK, MORON?
TA: WITH A FUCKING COMPUTER.
TA: AND A FUCKING KEYBOARD.
TA: WHICH I AM CURRENTLY USING
TA: WITH MY
TA: FUCKING
TA: FINGERS.
NC: 1 assume 1t was Rand0m Enc0unter
TA: RANDOM ENCOUNTER?
TA: DONT BE SILLY.
TA: YOU HAVE BEEN SPECIFICALLY CHOSEN BY THE GREAT TORPEDOARSON TO BE HIS NEXT TROLLING VICTIM.
TA: YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING HONORED TO EVEN HAVE MY TEXT SHOWING UP ON YOUR SCREEN.
NC: S0 1t was a rand0m enc0unter
NC: Glad that's 0ut 0f the way
TA: ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF?
TA: ASSHOLE.
TA: I HAVE HAD IT UP TO
TA: *HERE*
TA: WITH LEETSPEAKING FUCKS FOR ONE DAY.
TA: CONGRADU-FUCKING-LATIONS.
NC: Expla1n the level that "Here" currently res1des 0n
TA: YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO EXHAUST MY NEAR-INFINTE PATIENCE.
TA: YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.
NC: 1t seemed l1ke 1 have ach1eved that w1th my f1rst message
NC: Based 0n y0ur resp0nses
TA: OH, TRUST ME.
TA: IT ISNT JUST FUCKING YOU.
TA: IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY OTHER DIPSHIT THINKS ITS "COOL" TO REPLACE LETTERS WITH NUMBERS.
TA: THAT, OR THEYRE JUST FUCKING RETARDED.
TA: HONESTLY, ITS PROBABLY BOTH.
TA: WELL, IM FINISHED DEALING WITH ANY OF THAT BULLSHIT.
TA: PEACE, BITCH.

torpedoArson [TA] ceased pestering neolithicCoder [NC]

torpedoArson [TA] began pestering spiralingSpirit [SS]

TA: YOURE NOT A LEETSPEAKER RIGHT?
SS: I'm n()t
TA: OH GOD
TA: ITS EVEN WORSE.
SS: Why the hell are y()u talking in all caps
TA: SOMEHOW, SOMEWHERE, SOMEONE FOUND A WAY TO TYPE MORE ANNOYINGLY THAN LEETSPEAKERS.
TA: I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANY MORE
TA: I AM *OUT.*

torpedoArson [TA] ceased pestering spiralingSpirit [SS]

spiralingSpirit [SS] began trolling torpedoArson [TA]

SS: That pers()n is y()u shithead
TA: OKAY, WHAT THE HELL?
TA: IM FUCKING BUSY.
TA: SCRAM, ASSHOLE.

torpedoArson [TA] ceased pestering spiralingSpirit [SS]

whimsicalVisionary [WV] began pestering torpedoArson [TA]

WV: H3y th3r3 hat3bab3!!!
TA: UM.
TA: WHAT THE HELL?
TA: WHO THE HEL
TA: OH.
TA: YOU.
TA: LITTLE MISS LEETSPEAK.
WV: Oh, don't t3ll m3 you forgot alr3ady... aft3r all thos3 things you said...
TA: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT, GEEKFACE, OR WH
TA: OH
TA: OOOOOOOOOOOH
TA: MOTHER
TA: FUCKIN
TA: OH.
TA: I GET IT!
TA: YOURE OBSESSED WITH ME!
TA: AFTER I TROLLED YOU SO HARD LAST TIME, YOU WANTED TO GET BACK AT ME.
WV: Wow. S3lf-c3nt3r3d, much???
TA: HAHA.
TA: NICE!
WV: I was hoping you'd prov3 to b3 a b3tt3r match this tim3, but it's as much of a disappointm3nt as it was last tim3.
TA: THIS IS LIKE WATCHING A FROG TRY TO EAT A FISHING BOBBER.
TA: ITS SAD, BUT ALSO ADORABLE AT THE SAME TIME.
TA: I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.
WV: To think you had th3 n3rv3 to try and hat3flirt whil3 b3ing so path3tic!!!
TA: "whimsicalVisionary [WV] began trolling torpedoArson [TA]"?
TA: ITS JUST SO ADORABLE
WV: Mayb3 on3 day you'll find som3on3 on your low l3v3l to initiat3 a kism3sissitud3.
TA: HEH
TA: WOW
TA: JUST THE SAME OLD SHIT
TA: YOU KNOW WHAT?
TA: IM GOING TO TAKE YOU UNDER MY WING
WV: No, I'm h3r3 to t3ll you it won't work.
TA: TEACH YOU HOW YOU *REALLY* TROLL PEOPLE
WV: You'r3 simply not good 3nough, I'm sorry.
TA: BECAUSE, HONESTLY, YOU FUCKING NEED IT...
WV: I do comm3nd you for trying though.
TA: OKAY, WHAT THE HELL?
TA: I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT WASNT WORKING.
TA: WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH AN OBSTINATE IDIOT?
WV: Th3 initiativ3 is th3r3. Th3 way you fail to us3 it d3c3ntly is kind of sad, but you got th3 first st3p down.
TA: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, ANYWAY?
TA: "KISMTHREESISSITUDTHREE"
WV: ...How do you not know what a kism3sissitud3 is???
TA: YOU JUST KEEP MAKING UP THESE BULLSHIT TERMS AND TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK THEY MEAN SOMETHING.
WV: What kind of troll ar3 you???
WV: What th3-
WV: 3v3ry singl3 troll on Alt3rnia knows th3s3 things!!!
WV: Do you liv3 und3r a rock???
TA: HEY!
TA: THATS MY LINE.
TA: SERIOUSLY, WHAT KIND OF NAME IS "ALTERNIA"?
WV: It's th3 nam3 of your fucking plan3t!!!
TA: WOW, YOU CANT EVEN GET NERDY STUPIDITY RIGHT.
WV: Ar3 you that d3ns3???
TA: NO IT FUCKING ISNT.
TA: OH MY GOD
TA: YOU REALLY ARE A LOST CAUSE, ARENT YOU?
WV: H3y!!!
WV: That's my lin3!!!
TA: TOO
TA: FUCKING
TA: BAD.
TA: ITS MINE NOW.
TA: DUMBASS.
TA: ANYWAY, I DONT CARE WHAT YOUR PARENTS CALL THE BUNKER THEY DRAGGED YOU IN.
WV: W3ll stick it up your nook!!!
WV: ... What ar3 par3nts???
TA: WOW.
TA: YOURE PRETENDING YOURE SOME KIND OF ALIEN, RIGHT?
TA: A FOR EFFORT, I GUESS.
TA: WELL, ACTUALLY, NOT REALLY.
TA: IT WAS A SHITTY CONCIET.
WV: ...No s3riously, what ar3 par3nts??? Is that som3thing you'r3 making up???
TA: HOW ABOUT...
TA: F FOR EFFORT?
TA: YEAH, THAT SOUNDS MUCH BETTER.
WV: Oh ok I g3t it. You'r3 accusing m3 of making stuff up and th3n doing it yours3lf.
TA: A "PARENT" IS THE NAME WE USE TO DESCRIBE ONE OF THE TWO ENTITIES RESPONSIBLE FOR CREATING A PERFECTLY NORMAL HUMAN CHILD.
TA: BECAUSE APPARENTLY I HAVE TO PRETEND TO MAKE FIRST CONTACT, OR SOME SUCH BULLSHIT.
WV: ...Human???
WV: Stop making up nam3s!!!
TA: BUT STILL, YOU *HAVE* BEEN PRETTY CONSISTENT WITH NOT KNOWING BASIC EARTH TERMINOLOGY.
TA: I'LL GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR THAT.
WV: 3arth???
TA: I AM GOING TO OFFER YOU MENTORSHIP ONE LAST TIME.
WV: Ok you'r3 just fucking with m3 now ar3n't you???
TA: STOP ACTING SO THICK AND JUST FUCKING ACCEPT IT ALREADY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
TA: WE BOTH KNOW YOU NEED IT.[/color]
WV: Y3ah I acc3pt that you'r3 a t3rribl3 troll who knows nothing of Alt3rnia and is pr3t3nding to b3 an ali3n or som3thing!!!
TA: SERIOUSLY, MAKING UP BULLSHIT AND PRETENDING IT MEANS SOMETHING IS SO 2002.
TA: SO CUT.
TA: THE.
TA: CRAP.
WV: Ar3n't p3opl3 in your position on th3 h3mosp3ctrum suppos3d to b3 abov3 that sort of asinin3 b3haviour???
TA: THAT.
TA: THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE.
TA: "SWTHREETHREEP".
TA: "HTHREEMOSPTHREECTRUM".
TA: YOU TRY AS HARD AS YOU CAN, BUT IN THE END, ITS JUST MEANINGLESS DRIVEL.
WV: 2002 as a sw33p didn't 3v3n happ3n y3t you dolt!!!
TA: OH
TA: MY
TA: FUCKING
TA: GOD
TA: WHAT
TA: THE
TA: FUCKING
TA: HELL
TA: IS
TA: WRONG
TA: WITH
TA: YOU?????
TA: ARE SWEEPS YOUR STUPID WORD FOR YEARS?
WV: Ok I s33 you'r3 tw3nty tim3s mor3 of an imb3cil3 than you s33m3d to b3 initially!!!
WV: And no, sw33ps ar3 th3 valid word th3 3ntir3 plan3t us3s b3caus3 not a singl3 troll has any id3a what th3 fuck th3 conc3pt of y3ar m3ans!!!
TA: WAIT.
TA: YOU DECIDED TO CREATE AN ENTIRE FICTIONAL RACE, WITH FAKE CUSTOMS, AND FAKE RELIGIONS, AND FAKE CULTURE...
TA: BUT LITERALLY JUST CALLED THEM "TROLLS"?
TA: OH MY GOD
TA: THATS HILARIOUS
WV: What.
WV: Did you just...
WV: No, t3ll you what, fuck it.
TA: YOU GONNA DROP THE ACT NOW?
WV: This is way too w3ak. I don't car3 anymor3.
TA: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WV: You can fuck right off back to th3 hol3 you cam3 from, this isn't 3v3n passabl3 as hat3flirting anymor3.
TA: WAIT...
WV: Fuck off.

whimsicalVisionary [WV] gave up trolling torpedoArson [TA]

TA: DO YOU ACTUALLY *BELIEVE* THIS SHIT?
TA: UH
TA: I WANTED YOU TO DO THAT!

torpedoArson [TA] ceased pestering whimsicalVisionary [WV]